my parents are so lucky they have me as a kid. i could be out doing cocaine but instead i spend all of my time on this goddamn website
If you’re going to get into an argument with me & you call me “hun” I will slit your knee caps & ship you to Antarctica
GUISE. TOMORROW. WE’RE FINALLY GETTING INFO ABOUT THESE CRYPTIC SA TWEETS TOMORROW!!!!!!!
Bill Nye on teaching children about evolution (Video)
I don’t understand why schools don’t teach evolution because it is a real thing. Failure to evolve = failure to thrive. Survival of the fittest. Duh.
if you wake me up by turning on all the lights, there’s a 100% chance that I’ve already started planning 10 different ways to kill you